You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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