I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm both gender and math confused
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