it was like fucking gandolphs beard
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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