You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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