Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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