Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was so not down for the gang bang
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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