we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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