I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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