just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish you could order shots online.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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