So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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