I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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