my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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