I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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