R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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