Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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