We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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