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(805): View more from California

Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.

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(214): View more from Texas

My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.

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(518): View more from New York

Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.

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(707): View more from California

You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK

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(810): View more from Michigan

I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.

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(210): View more from Texas

did you know gatorade and rum go really good together

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Are you doing depressed science again

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maybe

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"

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