I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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