windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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