im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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