When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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