the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
