I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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