ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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