If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
