yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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