now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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