ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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