what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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