I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
