if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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