The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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