Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
im holly from the hills drunk
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
