More tranny stories later!
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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