New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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