what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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