woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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