now i know why i became what i already was.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
it's like heaven, but drunker
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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