Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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