see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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