we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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