Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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