let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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