no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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