at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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