the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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