Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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