You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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