Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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