that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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